*Addendum - apropos this blog post I've finally updated the Vault.

I bet you all
imagine that this how life is in Maine - you
know, the way life should be. Every afternoon
around 4 saunter down to the Harbor Fish Market,
pick out a couple of soft-shell lobsters, $4.99
a pound for 1.25 pounders, then take out the
giant lobster pot from LL Bean, and without
batting an eye, commit the double murders that
will yield your evening's sustenance. Well,
maybe not every afternoon. Okay, maybe about
once a year. But more often would certainly be
possible. There was a time when I grew squeamish
at the prospect of preparing this meal. There's
even a video out there somewhere of me screaming
and cringing in a previous execution. But now
I'm cold blooded and methodical. If you're going
to eat meat, might as well face up to the task
of taking the life yourself, you know? Anyway,
these were delicious - lobsters purchased in
Maine and cooked in the home somehow taste like
nothing else in this world.
Here's what I'd like to see the Yankees do (but they never will): Trade away as many of the big-name, big money players as they possibly can, ideally for good prospects, turn their attention inward - to bulking and nurturing the farm system - and accept two years of mediocre seasons, "rebuilding" years. I'm willing to wait. I'd like a leaner and meaner team, a lower payroll, and - while I'm on the topic - not to see Johnny Damon's grinning face on my TV while the Yanks are being thoroughly humiliated. I mean jeez, I've got his name on my shirt! So I'm somewhat saddened now, but I'm already almost over it. And I'm rooting for the Willie Randolph-skippered New York Mets. Nice seeing that man, who was disgustingly passed over by many clubs who opted for less qualified, but lighter hued, managers over the years, shove that mistake back in the offending faces. Go Willie! Go New York!
Sibilance: Since former Phoenix "Classical" columnist Mark Scearce (sorry, J. Mark) skipped town, we haven't been paying much attention to the resident composer spot at USM's School of Music. Really, how could anybody replace that Scearce fire? Well, our bad for not noticing Dan Sonenberg before now. Word is he's into electronic music and jazz as much as classical and Broadway. Look for a recital of his works in the spring, featuring pieces from his opera, which is based on a Negro League baseball player. This is also another opportunity for us to call for the School of Music to come to Portland. Gorham is just not happening.
Yeah - it's true about Gorham. But it's not our fault. Still, I hope when March 9 rolls around people will make the trek that my colleagues and I make once or even twice a day. I mean, Bach walked hundreds of miles to hear Buxtehude play the organ, you know?
And I also hope New York people will come here my concert this coming Sunday.
There's an awful lot to
talk about, but Monday's madness has me running
on fumes, and barely at that. Here's a view from
the M60 bus, on the Triboro Bridge, as I
careened forwards past my old Astoria
neighborhood and on to LaGuardia Airport. The
world is a strange place tonight. This horrible
Amish school shooting sucks the life out of most
of the silly blather I have prepared. Every week
now we're asked to expand our capacity to
imagine the unimaginable. Lonelygirl15,
meanwhile, veers deeper and deeper into the
occult. I'm having trouble keeping up -
especially with the bizarre development that is
cassieiswatching. I wanted to
do a post on bagels - maybe I need to divide and
conquer.
Bagels
Pizza Patsy's

Oh - I've noticed the comment spam has started. Not sure what to do about it from here - for the moment I'm going to temporarily disable comments. Judging by the frequency with which they were used, they probably won't be missed.