In keeping with the anti-prurient interests of our local community, all references to the property or quality by which organisms are classified according to their reproductive functions, have been eliminated from my home page! However, nobody said anything about sadistic, savage, good 'ol American GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE! Let the cruel times roll! For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge and brutal, vicious, bloodthirsty malevolence, YOU can click on the bloody ripsaw below for instant gratification!

Disclaimer: This is ONLY meant as a joke. Actually, this is my way of responding to the "powers that be," after censoring me, for simply having the word "SEX" on my original home page! From what I gather, violence in America is OK, but God forbid we should ever mention that disgusting, little three-letter word. We all know that sex is what sells, or at least gets your attention. It's a fact. And that is precisly what I was trying to show by just mentioning the word, and then went on to say that I was "just kidding about the SEX part," and that I was "no marketing guru, but I know it works in advertising." Believe me, it was JUST a joke! Oh, well. Apparently, they just didn't get it. I hope you did!